What contests won for striking hairdos made,
Whose affections sparked by artful messy braid,
I toil – This search through Pintrest, muse, to all
Who seek perfect style for each hip bar crawl:
Let frantic thumb flick iPhone scrolls reveal
Unique designs for followers with zeal.
Appear, elusive trend, to lend a shell
Of charm even a boring life can’t quell.
Onward, down the line of shapely figures
Beckoning a tap with hidden sniggers
Belying the necessary training
To pull off the look; these girls are feigning.