My Speed Queen, why you got to be like that?
You break down every chance you get
and always shaking and a’wobbling free.
Just do the things I want you to, my pet.
What about all the hard work I do too
So I can bring money home to pay for you?
If I slam your sides it’s not my fault
You made me do it. If it’s yours it’s not assault.
There isn’t nothing else you’re made for
except maybe just a few loads more.